I hate Lady Gaga. That bitch. She's reductive.

I love Madonna. She's a true icon in music.

I hate Lady Gaga. She's fucking copying me!

I love Grace. Her music means the entire world to me.

Lady who? The newbie? Ask me about something relevant!

I love Christina. She's a centerpiece of '90s iconography.

How do you feel about hate from other celebrities?

I'm not sure. We should probably ask my friends Marilyn Manson, David Bowie, Oprah, Britney Spears, Beyoncé, Tony Bennett, Elton John, Sting, Bruce Springsteen, Cher, Stevie Wonder, Cyndi Lauper, and even the dead fucking Michael Jackson. Here, use my oujia board. Let's ask him about how he wanted me to open for his tour.